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And you thought I was weird

If you've been reading for any length of time, you know I have this whole weird foot phobia thing. I hate feet. My feet, your feet, his feet, her feet, fuzzy fur feet. They're disgusting. I'd just as...

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A new meme

From the lovely Used*To*Be*Me Bold the states you’ve been to, underline the states you’ve lived in and italicize the state you’re in now… Alabama / Alaska / Arizona / Arkansas / California / Colorado /...

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Buon Compleanno

So I'm turning 29 again tomorrow. Since last year, I moved to another state, started working from home, have been to more shows that you could shake a stick at (and I'll give a dollar to anyone who can...

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Perfection

So I'm a little late posting today, but it's still daylight somewhere in the country, so I'm okay. Thank you for the birthday wishes and yes, I did get a little drunk. I have to say, I had the...

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Surprising

Another meme from Used*To*Be*Me (you're going to keep giving me stuff to blog, right?) Not where I want to be but way better than I thought I was....Greed:Low  Gluttony:Medium  Wrath:Medium...

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Question of the week

So ladies, honestly now, how much say does your significant other have in the, uh, style of your pubic hair? Do you go strictly by what you like or what your partner likes? Or is it a compromise?...

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Beyond snips and snails and puppydog tails

Do you know what the worst part of parenting is? Way worse than sleepless nights, projectile vomiting and exploding shitty diapers? More tug-at-your-heart sadder than the first day of school, the first...

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The other white meat

Bottlecap pushed me down the stairs Friday evening. My tailbone took the brunt of the initial impact though my back hit every tread during my progress down the remaining stairs. I think he's decided he...

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Boring

I know, I too waited all day for Used*To*Be*Me to post a meme but she let me down. She let us all down... Yea, I got nothing. Oh, but Slick was found, so that's something. Turns out he took a wrong...

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You a playa playa from the Himalayas?

Thing bought the Dark Angel box set (all two seasons of it) so that's what we've been watching in the evenings. It's bad. And not Road House kind of bad either but stick a fork in your head Death Bed...

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My boobs are smaller!

I hate to admit it, but I've discovered it is a lot easier to exercise when you don't smoke. Dammit.

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If you're not watching

Dollhouse, you should be. But keep your fucking mitts off Dichen Lachman. She's mine.

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One thing, My Thing

So here's the thing, April sucks. This has been one of the worst months in recent memory. We've had everything from a relative getting a leukemia diagnosis to the death of a loved one. From notice of...

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Ding Dong April is dead!

April, here forth known as the suck-ass month, is officially over so I think it's safe for me to come out of hiding. Keep your fingers crossed though. Thing and I had a wonderful time on our...

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How can you be a smokin' 25 year old with an 18 year old son? :) *‏

The Boy turned 18 over the weekend. I'm not as sad or melancholy about it as I thought I would be though. Probably because he doesn't act any more like an adult than he did before. I don't think...

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You would think computer nerds would know better

So have you seen the new feature of the Google Toolbar? The one in which when you open a new tab it shows your top 6 most visited websites? For my convenience... So, who in their right fucking mind...

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3 1/2 minutes

So if you've been a regular reader for the last couple years you know that The Thing and I are engaged. If you haven't been, surprise! I realize I don't talk about it much (ie. ever since it happened)...

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The one where I explain what's been going on and why I drank all the wine

The Boy had his last day of class and preparations began for his graduation ceremony next week. I will not believe he actually graduated until it's all over and I'm holding his high school diploma in...

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Beer IQ

Let's see if Bob can get a perfect score on this...

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June is almost as bad as April except no one's died but it's only the 9th so...

To follow up; The Paperweight was green with envy. However, this has only served to make him even more of an utter ass than he is normally. And we thought it wasn't possible... But The Boy did graduate...

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I couldn't have said it better myself

When it was done and you went to sleep, I lay awake and listened to the clock on your nightstand and the wind outside and understood that I was really home, that in bed with you was home, and something...

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Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it turned into a butterfly

Things are starting to get better. The Girl's surgery went well and without complications. Her follow up appointment is tomorrow and we are hopeful. I'm getting married in less than a month. My company...

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MIA for just a little bit longer

Be patient. Good things come to those who wait. Like my wedding to The Thing. July 18, 2009 10:30am Wish us luck. :)

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Beginnings and endings

Three and a half years after The Paperweight walked out on me, a 14 year old and a 3 year old.... Three and a half years after I started this blog.... The Thing and I got married. And yes, it was...

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The one where I update via lists, you try to figure out how I didn't drink...

Five years ago today, I moved with The Boy and The Girl to another state to be with Thing. My Thing took us out to dinner last night to celebrate and commented how it doesn’t feel like it's been that...

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